thecraftinourcoffee:

Pride hair bows (x)

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femmewitch:

babyjane:

So fucking accurate

literally me

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berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

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childrenmilk:

imessageworld:

anjamoon:

staininyourbrain:

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

I am fucking dying

Jesus Christ

"Only water" isnt enough to clean your asshole you filthy uncultured swines

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xoxsaramari:

credit@

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domsebastian:

omg this grocery shop

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mindcrossing:

me in animal crossing

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chocolateandwater:

So one of my students came in to my classroom with some gnarly contraption he made. In between those prongs is the biggest bee ever with the stinger pointed out.

He came in the classroom. “Hey teacher! Give me the candy! And started swatting this thing at me. I tried to lock him out but he was too fast.

I had to yield to his terrorist demands. In which he set the bee free in my classroom on the way out the door!

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And you too, "Allen", became a mad puppet.

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awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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noxfae:

Dark forest by jaromir hron on Flickr.

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